Thursday, March 10, 2005

if you don't talk to your cat about catnip someone else will

Cat-owners of america, be warned! Today's cats face a very different lifestyle than the cats of 30 years ago, back when catnip was just thought of as a toy-stuffing. Now, however, things have really gotten out of hand. Talk to your cats, because they need to know when catnip is ok, and when it's too much. Do you want your precious fluffy to end up like the cat shown here? It all started as a simple assasin business, but he let things get out of hand. The next thing you know, he's associating with potion-stealing ogres and talking donkeys that don't shut up, and being forcefully subdued by the knights. This cat was caught smuggling catnip and sentenced to hang from a wall by his forepaws in a tower till whenever. Unfortunately, he and his associates had outside contacts who assisted them in a jailbreak. Talk to your cats, they'll listen.

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well, that was a nice break from reality.... or was it? so anyway, my computer is finally letting me download gifs from Anime Gifs Paranoia and one or two other sites i found, no thanks to you. so now i can put random lil' figures movin' around in my blog for no apparent reason whatsoever! my ranma 1/2 boxset was finally shipped yesterday. unfortunately DiscountAnimeDVD's h.q. is in anaheim, california, and i ordered ups ground shipping (it was cheaper than air, duh) so it's not s'posed to arrive till monday. yea, and i'd just like to add that shane is a moron. chris too, he's a moron AND a loser.

today was late start, which was nice, but i burned the side of my neck with the curling iron in attempts to tame my hair (yes, you CAN use a curling iron to straighten hair). so that set my morning off to a lovely start. i wish it was friday. but if it were friday, then i'd have getting up early to go to the st. patty's day parade to look forward to. what a wonder weekend this will be. unless i go shopping, that'll lighten things up a bit. i really wish today was over.

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