it's against my programming to impersonate a diety

i watched star wars: return of the jedi last night. great movie, i hadn't seen it in a long time. now the whole series you can't understand what R2-D2 is saying. it's gotta be funny tho, judging from C3PO's reactions. just once i wanna see a version of any of the movies where you can see what R2 is saying in subtitles at the bottom of the screen. That'd be hilarious. of course, it couldn't be the empire strikes back because R2 doesn't really have much of a part in that one. he has to go on a lil' field trip with luke to the degeva system. it's obvious that R2 remembers everything from the beginning when he was just a lil' repair driod on queen amidala's space-craft, but somewhere along the line C3PO must have his memory erased because by movie number four he doesn't recall ever being to tatooine before (even though it's where he was created), and he must not remember his original owner or what happened to him (how can you forget obi-wan and anikan?!) then at the end of the movie when luke takes off his father's mask, i was thinkin' "he used to be so handsome, how could he just let something like that happen?!" of course they're two different actors, but let's just pretend that hayden christiansen grows up to be whoever played darth vader. hey, i'm not gonna lie, hayden christian just adds to reasons why you should watch the star wars episode two. it's sad, though, when i saw a preview for episode three, he had long hair and it was really unbecoming. maybe it was just that one shot of him that was bad. i hope so. i can't wait till the movie comes out in may, it's after i get outta school too, maybe i'll have to go see a matinee.

ok, well, that's enough of that for today. on to more pressing issues (more pressing, *laughs manically*). a lot of good stuff is coming out this summer. star wars for one, and harry potter xi, which i have to go reserve sometime. yep, i'll reserve it and on july 16 i'll get my ass outta bed and go straight to borders or barnes and noble or wherever i reserved it. there's my entertainment for the next 24 or so hours. yes, i know, it sounds fast, but i don't actually put the book down once i start reading it for the first time. book one and five are exceptions, as book one i was just starting to get into it, and book five i was on vacation in maryland. man this is gonna be awesome! i wonder, though, who is this 'half-blood prince'? lesee, seamus is half-blood, but i doubt it's him, he's not a very important character. voldemort (*gasp*) is half-blood, and harry can be considered half-blood too. i don't really consider him half-blood though, because his mother was an actual witch, not just a muggle like voldemort's father and seamus's father. the reason harry can be considered half-blood (for all you treasonous people who haven't read harry potter) because his mother was muggle-born (his maternal grandparents were muggles). and for those of you who are REALLY outta the loup, a muggle is people who can't do magic. i better stop talking about this, i still have 2 months to wait.